Reader x Karkat: WhateverThe date is December 3rd, 2013.Reader x Karkat: Whatever by =Furevver
The time: 5:45 a.m.
Everyone is sleeping, save a human named ___ ___ and a troll named Karkat Vantas.
You happened to be the human mentioned.
And, in fact, Karkat is your best friend!
He's also your crush, not that'd you tell him.
At least, that's what it USED to be. You think you've finally gathered the courage to admit it.
Emphasis on think.
You see, Karkat's been acting odd lately.
His usual 'fuck you' attitude was replaced more with a 'go the fuck away; I don't want to talk to anyone' attitude instead.
And, quite literally, it seemed the only word in his vocabulary lately was 'whatever'.
In all seriousness, no matter what you told him, he either did nothing, let out an artificial grunt, or responded with 'whatever'.
You were beginning to question what that word even meant.
"Karkat?" you poked the sleepy troll's shoulder, and he grunted. "I love you..." you said uncertainly.
He grunted again.
"You know I'm serious, right?"
"Karkat. I lov
Reader x Dave: Puns"Hurry up ___! Do it! I want to see how this goes!"Reader x Dave: Puns by =Furevver
"Shut up John! Give me time! Go make some cookies or whatever!" You hissed at your friend, John Eggbert, as you stared at your computer. The two of you were trying to figure out a way to get you to cleverly admit your love for none other than Dave Strider, the cool 'swaggie' kid.
'I got this...'
-- -_ [ -_ ] began pestering turntechGodhead [ tG ] at 12 : 37 P.M --
tG: holy fuck what do you want ___
-_: I am trying to impress John and everyone by thinking of puns! I know that your irony can help me, right~?
-_: Oh what?
tG: can you do algebra
-_: *___ sighs loudly at what (s)he knew would lead up to this* yes Dave, I can do algebra. I'm not the best, but I can get you at least a C on that math report you have on Wednesday.
tG: sweet okay who do you need puns for
-_: literally everyone! All the trolls and the rest of you kiddos!
tG: dont call me a kiddo
The Cake Promise “Hey Dirk?”The Cake Promise by ~CyanideSecret
“What’s your favorite kind of cake?”
We were at his house, sitting a respectable distance apart on the couch. Parks and Recreation played on one of his state-of-the-art TVs. I’d been the one to bring it.
“Why, are you going to bake me one?” he asked.
I rolled my eyes. “Alas, your detective prowess will soon outmatch Sherlock’s. Your birthday’s in a week.”
“Along with Jake and Roxy. That’s a lot of stuff to make,” he said with a ghost smile.
I turned to him, almost knocking over one of the puppets lounging with us. “Stider, is this some subtle plea to get me not to bake you something?”
Amy Poehler did something suitably ridiculous.
“Tell me what kind of cake you like or I’ll ask Roxy.”
Coolkids are Dorks - Pt 1 (JohnDave)EB: hi dave.Coolkids are Dorks - Pt 1 (JohnDave) by ~sheetsofink
TG: sup egbert
EB: oh i’m just trying to avoid the kitchen at the moment.
TG: whats up
EB: if i die in the next few hours, mark my gravestone death by frosting.
EB: dad is on a baking spree.
TG: batter witch
TG: i should have known
TG: did you want to come over for a bit
EB: oh yeah that actually sounds great.
EB: let me just get some stuff together.
EB: see you soon!
Dave waited eagerly by the door. After about ten minutes, he heard a familiar knock. He didn’t waste a second before opening the door to John, a subtle smile on his face.
“Sup, dude?” he asked casually.
John giggled, a little out of breath. “Sorry I took so long, Dave! I saw a squirrel on the way over and followed him for a little while…”
“Of course you did.”
John smiled at Dave, his front teeth sticking out a little. He wiped his feet on the doormat before walking into the lounge room, jumping over the back of the
Dave x Terezi: MatespitsTerezi Pyrope stood in a pose as she sniffed around the meteor, arching her brows as she prepared to yell out a name.Dave x Terezi: Matespits by =Furevver
“Gamzeeeeeee?” Terezi crowed as she examined the area with her cane. “Where are you?” she huffed, crossing her arms. “Not that I would be able to see you but you know…”
“Looking for your kissmewhatever?” Dave stood behind Terezi with a small smirk on his face.
“Dave!” Terezi spun around with a chuckle. “Why are you looking for Gamzee?”
“Who said I was?”
“I was guessing.” Terezi sat down lazily.
“Congratulations, you were right; you win a Strider seal of approval.” Dave snorted, sitting next to her.
“Big deal.” She snickered.
“No seriously woman what the hell is a kissmewhatever.”
“Kissmesis. Its love hate I guess.”
“Well that’s great. What else is there?” Dave yawned; he could actually care less but he w
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